Overheard tonight...

Dragon: Why God make Bruce. Shark.!?

Daddy: There must have been a good reason but I don't know why.

Dragon: Why. Not. Daddy?

Daddy: Contrary to what a lot of people think, Daddy doesn't know everything.

Dragon: (Pause to think then... ) Why God make Bruce. Shark.!? Daddy?

Daddy: I don't know Draggy, how about you ask God when you get to heaven.

Dragon: OK.

Lion: What!? But that will be a long time, Draggy will not be listening to you, Daddy, when you say don't touch that and then gets electrocuted.

And dies.

And I won't be there to hear the answer.

Summer Holiday?

It was at that point that Dougal shared his concern that the travel brochure may not have been entirely honest about "White Water World"

The pig tested the water, the words "Deposit - Non-refundable" ringing in her (his?) ears.

Soon they were all regretting not taking the agent up on travel insurance.

Dougal (dog), Jeremy (giraffe), Bruce (shark) and Piggy (um, the "wild boar manbag") were all looking a little grotty. I have spared you a photo of the colour the water went!