Random Lionism

Lion: 'Dad can you come to the toilet with me?'

Wolf: 'Why? what are you afraid of?'

Lion: (calmly & matter-of-factly) 'Bog monsters.'

Wolf: '?'

Dragon: 'BOG! MONSTA! ??'

Mummy: ROTFL

Poor little Dragon, he already believes that the garage is inhabited by cookie monsters, now the smallest room in the house is haunted by the bog monster.

Overheard tonight...

Dragon: Why God make Bruce. Shark.!?

Daddy: There must have been a good reason but I don't know why.

Dragon: Why. Not. Daddy?

Daddy: Contrary to what a lot of people think, Daddy doesn't know everything.

Dragon: (Pause to think then... ) Why God make Bruce. Shark.!? Daddy?

Daddy: I don't know Draggy, how about you ask God when you get to heaven.

Dragon: OK.

Lion: What!? But that will be a long time, Draggy will not be listening to you, Daddy, when you say don't touch that and then gets electrocuted.

And dies.

And I won't be there to hear the answer.

Overheard this morning...

Lion to Dragon: Awgh!! Draggy! You really smell like elephant feet!