Car War-shh

Lion washing the Bigger Mans Bus

I dragged the family along to a car wash the other day. We did it to raise some funds for friends of ours going over to Vanuatu on a short term mission trip. Dragon came because there was a sausage sizzle, Lion came because Aria, his new crush was going to be there, and Mummy McT came because I asked her too.

When we first got there you had your standard 4 door sedans coming through, and Lion was sort of interested in helping out, he wanted to use the hose mostly. Then along came a few Utes, and Lion started getting more enthusiastic and even grabbed a sponge and started rubbing with all his might on the bull-bars of the Utes, but then something came along which made him drop everything (literally -including the sponge he was using into the gritty dirt) and take off towards the end of the line.

Lion: 'DADDY Daddy I want to wash this one, quick grab the ladder!'
Wolf: How about we finish the one we were cleaning and then work our way along towards the end of the line?'
Lion: 'No Daddy these cars are for babies, let Dragon wash them, I want to wash THE BUS!'
Wolf: 'I thought you liked Utes? Utes are a MAN'S car'
Lion: 'hhhmmm, yesss but the bus is BIGGER! It's a Bigger Mans cars, its for big boys and big men, quick grab the ladder I want to wash it now.'


Lion quite pleased with his efforts

Once he had finished with the Bigger Mans Bus, Lion lets out a theatrical sigh and says, 'Now I've finished that I deserve a MAN'S drink, can I have a coke?' to which Mummy McT replys......
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No

-Wolf McT

Politically Incorrect Lion

This morning while driving Wolf to work we drove past a rather large man on a little scooter. Lion looks at him and says 'Is he from the fat people show?'

We know he is talking about the TV series 'The Biggest Loser' because sometimes he will ask to watch the 'fat people' show. Over the weekend Lion watched fascinated as the trainers got the contestants to pull a bus and then proclaimed proudly that if the fat people can do it he and Daddy Wolf would be able to do it twice as fast.

Anyway we said 'No, that man is not on the fat people show.' By this time we had just passed McDonald's and the morning crowd was arriving for breakfast.

'What about her, is she on the fat people show?'

No Lion.

'What about him he must be on the fat people show!'

No Lion

'Well he should be, maybe we could get him to pull a bus? Do you think we would beat him in a bus race?'

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For those not aware of the show here is the website to the Biggest Loser TV show
Picture credits: Jamie Oliver & Daily Mail. Yep that's him in the picture above, read the article.