[Hey Pa, when do we gets to shoot sumthink?]
Or Rock-a-Billy Country Stars.
[maa girlfriend left me and she took maa dawg, I really miss maa dawg…]
Sometimes we just like to make lots of noise. Screaming is so therapeutic.
[Ahh really miss maa dawg]
We like to wear overalls, because we can, not because we’re hicks.
[Hey Dragon, I fink ders sometink in maa teef]
Or suspenders if our undies won’t stay up.
[Yep, I think this look is really cool, if I could only get that fing outta maa toof]
We don’t wear shoes up here.
[why do ahh always get fings stuck in maa teef?]
Some times we will dress up and wear our Sunday Shoes.
All our machinery is HEAVY so we don’t take medication but we do use ear protection.
[I wonders if Dragon’s still screamink? Wow finally got that fing outta maa toof.]
We love playing in the dirt.
[Well looky here Paa, this was growin’ in our dirt, let’s feed it to the cows]
We get excited when the cows visit our place.
[Hey Pa, fire up the Barbie, it’s time fer us to shoot sumfink]
When it’s time to visit the big smoke, we dress up like real city folk.
[doya fink this hairdo is sharp enough?]
We don’t use cutlery, ever!
[mffphhfhmmm...]
When our kids ask us where babies come from we tell them the truth.
[So babies come from a shop? That's right Son, and ahh gots the bag and foe-toe to prove it.]
-Wolf McT
