Things you don't want to hear

Scene: Mummy needed a shower, Dragon decided he wanted in on it, Lion didn't want to be left out, Mummy finished and left 2 boys playing under the shower while she got dressed...
*Blood curdling scream*
"Dinedodobeebybuff"
Mummy runs in half dressed and panicked to find both boys standing up seemingly okay but Dragon is holding his tongue with both his hands completely in his mouth.
"What's wrong Dragon?"
"Dinedobebybuff"
"What was that darling?"
"Dinedobebybuff"
"sweetie you'll have to pull your tongue in and take your hands out of your mouth so I can understand you"
"LION GOT WEE IN MY MOUTH!!!"
Mummy starts throwing handfulls of water into his mouth screaming "Yuck yuck yuck, rinse and spit, rinse and spit"

So their shower was over and Dragon got his mouth scrubbed out with toothpaste.

Still, it's not the first time that's happened to someone in our family. The previous time Dragon was the guilty party and Mummy was on the recieving end.

Dragon was a C-section baby, Dr Steve had chopped and hacked and FINALLY pulled out my sweet innocent little baby, lowered the screen and held up our newest little bundle of joy for us to see with all his bits exposed proclaiming "He's a BOY" and Mummy gave a BIG WIDE OPEN MOUTH SMILE... and little Dragon peed right over the top of the screen and into my mouth. Yep, definately a boy.

Hope your monday is going better than Dragon's has been.