Car War-shh

Lion washing the Bigger Mans Bus

I dragged the family along to a car wash the other day. We did it to raise some funds for friends of ours going over to Vanuatu on a short term mission trip. Dragon came because there was a sausage sizzle, Lion came because Aria, his new crush was going to be there, and Mummy McT came because I asked her too.

When we first got there you had your standard 4 door sedans coming through, and Lion was sort of interested in helping out, he wanted to use the hose mostly. Then along came a few Utes, and Lion started getting more enthusiastic and even grabbed a sponge and started rubbing with all his might on the bull-bars of the Utes, but then something came along which made him drop everything (literally -including the sponge he was using into the gritty dirt) and take off towards the end of the line.

Lion: 'DADDY Daddy I want to wash this one, quick grab the ladder!'
Wolf: How about we finish the one we were cleaning and then work our way along towards the end of the line?'
Lion: 'No Daddy these cars are for babies, let Dragon wash them, I want to wash THE BUS!'
Wolf: 'I thought you liked Utes? Utes are a MAN'S car'
Lion: 'hhhmmm, yesss but the bus is BIGGER! It's a Bigger Mans cars, its for big boys and big men, quick grab the ladder I want to wash it now.'


Lion quite pleased with his efforts

Once he had finished with the Bigger Mans Bus, Lion lets out a theatrical sigh and says, 'Now I've finished that I deserve a MAN'S drink, can I have a coke?' to which Mummy McT replys......
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No

-Wolf McT